What do I want in a girl? It's a question I've asked myself a lot, and with each person I like I revise what I like, what I want.

I want a girl who is artsy. She likes to do things ranging from crafts to performing arts. I want to have poetry written about me. I want us to lose ourseles in our own creativity.

I want a girl who not only things naming her breasts The Sound and The Fury is a hilarious idea, but she'll go along with it.

I want a girl who enjoys being physicall active

I want a girl who is curvy and mostly comfortable with the fact she is curvy.

I want a girl with strange whims I can indulge.

I want a girl who can be my Harley Quinn, and I her Joker. I want a girl who can be my Mara Jade, and I her Luke Skywalker. I want a girl who can be my Tonks, and I her Lupin.

I want a girl who will come to my shows, and I want to be able to return the favor just the same. I want to sit in her audience and smile and see her shine.

I want a girl who'll enjoy baking with me, then cuddle under a nice toasty blanket for the rest of the evening as we savor our delicious but imperfect cookies.

I want a girl who I can make laugh. She won't get Will Farrel and she'll fall in love with all the funny shit I enjoy. I want a girl who is curiously ignorant of good comedy but willing to learn.

I want a girl who feels just as lost as I do.

I want a girl with a healthy appreciation for video games and the internet.

I want a girl who loves a good massage and can give one in return, especially scratching the bag of her head.

I want a girl who has suffered.

I want a girl who wants some adventure, to see and explore the world.

I want a girl with a healthy taste for hard liquor.

I want a girl who can be aggressive, but I can make quiver and tremble when it comes right down to it.

I want a girl who likes musicals and will sing poorly with me, we'll half-mumble the lyrics to our favorite indie songs together, and then dance like crazy when something catchy is playing. I want us to dance with no music playing.

I want a girl who likes to dress up in odd fashions, and will go clothes shopping with me to the Salvation Army. We'll rock the place and she'll actually buy the craziest thing I pick out for her.

I want a girl who will pretend to have an argument with me just to freak people out.

I want a girl who goes all out with her love for her favorite fictionl characters.

I want a girl who can surprise me and make me laugh. She'll have a black sense of humor.

I want a girl who wants to care about politics but is fed up as all hell, and doesn't see the point anymore.

I want The Science of Sleep or Eternal Sunshine to be our movie.

I want a girl who is reading this not to be discouraged if she doesn't match these all that much. I, like the rest of humanity, would likely burn paradise if it were given to me.