Fetish of the Week/Month/Interval That Works Best

Welcome to a new segment on my blog called Fetish of the Week. During this segment I research and highlight an obscure sexual fetish. You see, some people thing Rule 34 is a joke, but I'm here to prove it is quite real.

This week's fetish is the quicksand fetish. This one is rather self-explanatory, as it is the sexual fascination of sinking in quicksand. I'm sure this is a lot more popular with older generations seeing that the quicksand cliche isn't as prominent as it was back in the era of Tarzan and cheesy B movies, nearly all of us have encountered quicksand at least at one point during our childhood. While quicksand fetishism may seem bizarre and counter productive from the Darwinian standpoint (if you can't get off outside of a bog then the chance of you passing your genes on slim), it does have some fairly universally appealing characteristics.

Dominant and submissive roles tend to be a strong facet behind the psychology of sex, and the person caught in quicksand seems to fulfill the later to a T (while I'm not too familiar with the intricacies of this fetish, I can't really think of a scenario where a dominant person is sinking). While donning a gimp suit and being tortured with whips and chains may get some off, I'm sure the pain involved isn't appealing for every submissive out there. A few lashings aren't really my bag, so a mud bath (I hear they are quite soothing) would be welcome over that.

From a tactile perspective, mud can be rather pleasing. While it currently is a hassle while I traverse UConn, I remember a time where I would play in the backyard with my tonkas around a small pit of mud. Getting muddy was such a staple of childhood that I guess it's only inevitable that some people might not grow out of that. Also, who doesn't love a little mud wrestling? How often have we heard of guys raving when they hear about girl on girl mud wrestling? Well, quicksand fetishism seems like it's just taking the next step!

Two of the most common noises heard mid-coitus are the moan and the whimper. What are two of the most common noises heard while being trapped in quicksand? The moan and the whimper. Coincidence?

While I've done my piece to try to make this unusual fetish a little easier to understand, don't think I believe everyone should get on the band wagon. I don't judge any fetish, but do be forewarned that this can be taken to extremes (see Drowning on page 290). However, if you avoid solo treks to your local swamp and just be responsible, I don't see any harm in this save for a los shoe or a yeast infection (I can be wrong, though, as I am no expert on yeast infections).

I'm not sure yet if I should end this segment with a fairly generic sample of the fetish of the week. Even if I do, it will always be something tasteful (ie. no nudity) if not safe for work, so, without further adieu I leave you with the youtube video that initially tipped me off about this messy fetish.

(this video does not contain sexual acts or nudity)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvGeLGeFrrU

Tune in next week/month/interval that works best, and if you have heard of a particularly interesting example of rule 34, feel free to fill me in and it be the next FETISH OF THE WEEK/MONTH/INTERVAL THAT WORKS BEST!
-Jake